ARRRGH! Freaky Green Book!

Grrrrrrr Ming Jin's Green Book is absolutely not adorable and yuck it made me nauseous! =s We might love to stop thinking about the 12 stages for awhile now! *s-l-a-c-k is OKAY* Wanna see what people and I suggest for a boring kid? =D ♥

TIPS FOR STUDENTS WHO SLEEP ON THEIR TEXT BOOKS:

1. Juggle everything you can find around you
2. Read Something Awful
3. Inhale and hold your breath and try not to exhale in 5 minutes
4. Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps sounds
5. Sing the alphabet song backwards
6. Make money with the McDonald's
   
7. Create a web page in worship of your girlfriend/boyfriend
8. Spend 3 hours looking for spelling mistakes on this site
9. Label everything in your room with different names
10. Name all the HTML Color Hex codes... oh I knew you can't
    
11. Piss off Dr. Math by asking a horrifically impossible question
12. Go out and practice parallel parking
13. Learn the chicken dance step by step
    
14. Also practice spelling the word 'parallel'
15. Spend 11 minutes ranting about how you hate sauerkraut
16. Do a blind taste test between Coke and Pepsi
17. Watch "The Sound of Music" (warning: only if REALLY bored)
18. Click Here and keep yourself busy for hours
19. Try search for tiny space anomalies on your floor
20. Jump up now, start running, keep running and don't stop
21. Toss George William Bush around if you hate him
22. Buy the world's most durable bread - Wonder Bread
23. Click here and (beware: read this warning first)
24. Email yourself over and over again and keep replying
25. Format your HD, FDISK it, and then reinstall your OS
26. Keep on singing The Song That Never Ends
27. Learn how to set your ambition to become a slacker
28. Leave the planet now
    
29. Empty your Recycle Bin now without looking what's it in
30. Think up brand-new ways to insult Mac users
31. Play WOW or Perfect World until 7am like Khai & his house mates do
32. Help us shamelessly promote this page among the FCM'ers
33. Stick your head in a microwave, and get yourself a tan
34. Try to slam your head against the wall if you've not done it before
35. Learn new exciting words by reading the dictionary
36. Call your ISP's tech support, and tell them this: "I can't get internet, I have a message about a DSN computer. I don't know what kind of modem I have, but it's on IRQ 13... HELP ME!"
37. Listen to alien signals from Vega
38. Clone yourself so you can kill yourself after that
39. Go see The Biggest Ball of Twine In Minnesota
40. Plaster those free tatooes all over your body
41. Pop yourself a H&K and chill~
42. Learn to swear in Russian, Japan, Spanish, French, and Sanskrit (then email them to me)
43. Refresh Mr. Ken Neo's notes on the History of Apple
44. Open as many MFirefox or IExplorer windows as possible
45. Send yourself for pizza or eat some twinkie-weiner sandwiches
46. Make yourself think - read this "story"
47. Spend hours downloading large files, then delete them, download, delete....lather, rinse, repeat.
48. Over-clock your CPU to 900 mhz (it's safe...REALLY...just don't take my word for it)
49. Tail after a frog and write a report after your journey
50. Smell the odor fuming from your armpits from time to time
51. Go to a gay bar later, and try to get kicked out
52. Slap someone you don't know
    
53. Spend all day near the drain torturing rats with a hacksaw
54. Work really hard, on your Mandarin accent
55. Pretend to have a split personality, or maybe three
56. Walk backwards while you are going to the exam hall
57. Do the Hand-Eye Coordination Test, good for FCM'ers to relax senses
    
58. Yell at the top volume - I LOVE YOU GHAUTH JASMON!
59. Take a look at Zutroy's most hated animated GIF
60. Check out bored.com - they were so bored that they registered the domain

Many are lame, yea but what to do if we don't do the lame things when we're hell-bored hahaha!
Now me gonna install o2jam while killing my guiltiness as being a part time slacker =p
Green Book people? Green Book? Come share it here and tell us what you comprehend so far? =D


P/S: Oh yea as you all know this Monday our beloved Mr. Woo is leaving (maybe forever)! So you guys wanna take a group picture with him not? Leave your saliva here if you want or I'm just gonna stick with the Crimson Studio hotties =D


Stretching me-self,
Val